Self Tanner Recs for the traumatized elder millennial

Hi. I'm nearly 43 and I feel like most people my age had an experience with self tanner when it became more widely available in our youth where you ended up orange and splotchy. That left me traumatized and I haven't touched it since but I would really love a little color on my very fair arms and legs. I'm over whelmed by the options. Anyone have a favorite one with idiot proof application that don't make a very fair cool look like an oompa loompa?