Psycho Sharon finally apprehended and being held without bail.

| This "was"Olga before her shift into the personality of Psycho Sharon. She's a 3 yr old green olive Egger that has always been a phenomenal egg layer and I purchased her from TSC at 3 days old. She took off 13 days ago to follow her dreams of being a mother and laying a clutch of make-believe children in the woods somewhere....which I have yet to find. I posted about her return after being gone a week. Whenever she does returns, she reenacts a scene from the movie 300 and I can almost hear her screaming, " THIS IS SPARTA!" The goats tear around like, "WTF IS HAPPENING?!?!", the other girls are like, "bitch why you screaming like that?!?!" She comes back, gorges on food, runs around like a maniac and I feel really sorry for her. Tried following her back to her nest after being gone a week....and that was dumb. I got caught in thorny vines after watching her take off like a stealth bomber and do some crazy maneuvers back and forth across a 6 ft ditch full of water to try and lose me. I finally lost track of her. She came back 2 days later and my husband had the grand idea of trying to walk her on a harness back to her nest. Everyone knows that if you want to fly a kite, the worst place to fly it is in the woods. I finally yelled at him because he was going to kill her and I cut her free.....and wild beast crackhead was gone off into the woods again. The twat came back again today and I locked her in the coop. I've planned on putting her in solitary in the garage for 3 days hoping she will forget about the nest in the woods. My questions are 1- is 3 days enough? 2-is solitary going to work if I cant find the nest and will she remember she has one back there? 3-can chickens experience "refeeding syndrome" like other animals and is is this amount of time warranting vet advice? Any advice would be much appreciated. I love yall so much and you've been so helpful. If yall want to comment funny stuff too, that's perfectly fine because this bitch IS crazy! Never dealt with this severity of broodiness before. [link] [comments] |
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