Psycho Sharon granted supervised yard time for good behavior.

Sharon Bitchardson Johnson, AKA Psycho Sharon, was granted 2 hours of supervised yard time in the covered septagon by the pool today. She has been working diligently with her psychiatrist to pinpoint the cause of her mental breakdown and working on correcting her irrational behavior over the last 2 weeks so it doesn't happen again. She was somewhat docile leaving the enclosure, but she was overwhelmed when she saw grass for the first time in almost 48 hours, about 20yrs in chicken time. She immediately started scratching to make a dust bed and was making happy chicken noises. Due to her previous behavior, she has been covered with a sun shade to prevent escape and add protection from predators.

She dusted for approximately 15 minutes until she was disturbed by the local hawk gang who, on Fridays, like to take their young out in their low riders and harass the neighborhood. They have been evasive to local authorities and have yet to be apprehended. After they left, she resumed dusting and has been dusting for approximately 30 minutes. She seems very content and "normal."

If Sharon continues progress, she will be released tomorrow afternoon. She will, however, be sent out with 2 LED lighted leg bands in case her suppressed memories get the better of her. We interviewed the owner, who was enjoying watching her bird in mental calmness, what she plans to do if Sharon takes off again. She said," If she continues to evade me in the woods, I will continue to attach LED's until she looks like a Christmas Tree."

Her sister's failed to comment because this shit is crazy and they want no part of this weird thing by their protest spot.