Glitch, the best worst girl

This is Glitch. Glitch has a scissorbeak. Glitch has many issues, and most of them have nothing to do with her beak.

Glitch doesn’t lay eggs, or mate with roosters. Glitch doesn’t partake in the pecking order, or make friends with other chickens. Glitch doesn’t dustbathe or scratch in the dirt.

Glitch DOES jump on the humans backs whenever they bend over, no matter how muddy her feet are. Glitch does yell 24/7, even right after she’s been fed. Glitch does jump on the edge of the food bowl while the human is filling it, causing it to tip and spill food all over the ground. Glitch does fly at the fence if the human looks at her from outside.

Glitch is a very evil chicken. Glitch does not repent for her crimes.