"Must be expecting rain with that big umbrella!" (And other Boomerisms)

If you've ever popped open an umbrella at any sort of event, there's an incredibly good chance an old man has made this comment to you. They often stare expectantly at you to laugh at this unique, hilarious joke that they just came up with for the first time in the history of photography. I heard it for the billionth time a couple days ago and it got me thinking of the other mind-numbing remarks people like to throw at me.

"That's a nice camera. It must take good pictures!"

"Don't make me look fat!"

"Uh oh, I might break the camera!" (Bonus points if they're rude enough to insist their friend or family member will break the camera.)

"Make sure you Photoshop that!" (Bonus points if they actually say "airbrush" or use AI as a verb.)

What are some other comments y'all get on a regular basis that make you wanna rip out your hair? What responses do you like to use? Kill 'em with kindness or get sassy? Looking forward to everyone's replies!