Need long term at home facial hair removal ideas

So I am in perimenopause and the facial hair is getting out of control. I usually just tweeze but between the new growth and my kids losing my tweezers ( mostly my kids losing my tweezers) I can't keep up with it. So I'm looking for other solutions. My ideal looks like: works on peach fuzz, lasts at least a week, can be done easily at home, is safe for sensitive skin, can be used on my neck and earlobe ( yes I have earlobe hair. It's crazy.) would not cause chemical burns or anything similar, and bonus points if it's super easy to do.

Any suggestions?