For other weirdos who have imagined entering one of your chickens into a chicken beauty pageant, who is your show chicken? And can they compete with this broad?

This is Leslie Barbara Knope. We call her Big Lez because she’s big as hell. She is a buff brahma — she’s sweet, quiet, cuddly, funny, submissive, and she lays hilariously small eggs sometimes, despite being ginormous. She also hates the heat and hasn’t laid an egg in weeks. We talk about entering her into a chicken beauty pageant all the time.

Do you have anyone who can beat her?