Help, they're making us wear polos!

Hi everyone, it's my first time posting here. We used to have a dress code of business casual at my work place. I work in sales for reference. The GM is making us switch to work polos. It looks like I'll have one white, one black and one royal blue polo.

I hate the way polos look on my body. I have a pear shape and I am a spring color palette for reference. My style tends to include Bohemian, punk and 1920s aesthetics. Think "fun and funky".

How do I style these god awful shirts???